| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1981 | matthewquinny | 02:23.7188 | 308 u/s | 1428 u/s |
| 1982 | provision790 | 02:24.0781 | 267 u/s | 1470 u/s |
| 1983 | PureRuiner | 02:24.3125 | 272 u/s | 1375 u/s |
| 1984 | ABMC | 02:24.4219 | 268 u/s | 1350 u/s |
| 1985 | dyloon | 02:24.4844 | 279 u/s | 1346 u/s |
| 1986 | HaZard | 02:24.5938 | 291 u/s | 1226 u/s |
| 1987 | skeet bag | 02:24.5940 | 258 u/s | 1523 u/s |
| 1988 | Ballsleikur | 02:24.7656 | 253 u/s | 1361 u/s |
| 1989 | SilverArmour | 02:24.9844 | 275 u/s | 1366 u/s |
| 1990 | lilxbored | 02:25.1250 | 245 u/s | 1326 u/s |
| 1991 | Dill Pickles | 02:25.2344 | 282 u/s | 1289 u/s |
| 1992 | pepsi-not | 02:25.5469 | 424 u/s | 1427 u/s |
| 1993 | Zralok26 | 02:26.0156 | 272 u/s | 1485 u/s |
| 1994 | ComboWombo | 02:26.0620 | 322 u/s | 1396 u/s |
| 1995 | recneps | 02:26.0938 | 267 u/s | 1526 u/s |
| 1996 | Cranbanapples | 02:26.1875 | 356 u/s | 1287 u/s |
| 1997 | Aardvark | 02:26.3125 | 273 u/s | 1470 u/s |
| 1998 | DannnyP | 02:26.8125 | 575 u/s | 1303 u/s |
| 1999 | Will | 02:26.8281 | 325 u/s | 1369 u/s |
| 2000 | Rheezy | 02:27.3438 | 272 u/s | 1412 u/s |
| 2001 | Kwim (thy/thou) | 02:27.3438 | 308 u/s | 1231 u/s |
| 2002 | ???? | 02:27.6250 | 272 u/s | 1376 u/s |
| 2003 | JirloSlayer | 02:27.7812 | 232 u/s | 1348 u/s |
| 2004 | Drowning in Ecchi | 02:27.7970 | 295 u/s | 1411 u/s |
| 2005 | Sparkksurro | 02:27.9688 | 277 u/s | 1393 u/s |
| 2006 | andrew | 02:27.9844 | 343 u/s | 1325 u/s |
| 2007 | LeafyL0bster | 02:28.0781 | 255 u/s | 1318 u/s |
| 2008 | arauzoCSBRO | 02:28.1406 | 280 u/s | 1270 u/s |
| 2009 | Paul Wanna Go Fast Walker | 02:28.2812 | 293 u/s | 1478 u/s |
| 2010 | Yung Plague | 02:28.3120 | 297 u/s | 1432 u/s |