| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Butter Me Up Big IQ!!! | 03:53.0000 | 271 u/s | 1980 u/s |
| 2 | Neela | 05:55.6406 | 250 u/s | 1963 u/s |
| 3 | :v | 18:26.7031 | 252 u/s | 1963 u/s |
| 4 | Paul | 24:15.1094 | 288 u/s | 1961 u/s |
| 5 | bat shit crazy insane gamer | 24:18.8906 | 259 u/s | 1978 u/s |