| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Butters!!! | 02:29.7812 | 399 u/s | 1285 u/s |
| 2 | A Gay Homophobe | 02:58.7188 | 293 u/s | 934 u/s |
| 3 | BigOlBre4d | 04:12.0156 | 315 u/s | 1058 u/s |
| 4 | toe lover | 04:38.5469 | 417 u/s | 967 u/s |
| 5 | Slimpond | 14:50.7031 | 306 u/s | 825 u/s |