| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ApparentlyOleg | 00:53.7500 | 365 u/s | 2872 u/s |
| 2 | 44u3i | 00:54.2344 | 381 u/s | 2879 u/s |
| 3 | ? | 00:54.4844 | 436 u/s | 2791 u/s |
| 4 | JMK | 00:54.6250 | 388 u/s | 2911 u/s |
| 5 | beans | 00:56.6250 | 380 u/s | 2679 u/s |
| 6 | hejo_surf | 00:58.4219 | 399 u/s | 2763 u/s |
| 7 | A Gay Homophobe | 01:00.8750 | 285 u/s | 2655 u/s |