| Rank | Player Name | Best Time | Start Speed | End Speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1981 | Waffle I do not speak English | 02:15.1720 | 261 u/s | 1334 u/s |
| 1982 | hristoven | 02:15.2656 | 263 u/s | 1431 u/s |
| 1983 | omg sushy | 02:15.4062 | 250 u/s | 1298 u/s |
| 1984 | Jibberish89 | 02:15.6720 | 284 u/s | 1436 u/s |
| 1985 | Lyoko | 02:15.7500 | 250 u/s | 1339 u/s |
| 1986 | PrameMantis | 02:16.2344 | 366 u/s | 1519 u/s |
| 1987 | Swim | 02:16.3438 | 252 u/s | 1281 u/s |
| 1988 | Apfelsaft | 02:16.4220 | 284 u/s | 1266 u/s |
| 1989 | Shmuel | 02:16.6094 | 320 u/s | 1278 u/s |
| 1990 | Instinctz | 02:16.7344 | 275 u/s | 1240 u/s |
| 1991 | John | 02:16.9688 | 376 u/s | 1486 u/s |
| 1992 | skappin | 02:17.0469 | 254 u/s | 1418 u/s |
| 1993 | Wazoo | 02:17.2031 | 298 u/s | 1447 u/s |
| 1994 | Where`s the blow | 02:17.2656 | 312 u/s | 1480 u/s |
| 1995 | Kroopツ | 02:17.5470 | 270 u/s | 1338 u/s |
| 1996 | misterlonely | 02:17.8906 | 304 u/s | 1297 u/s |
| 1997 | Cudgelus | 02:18.0000 | 379 u/s | 1291 u/s |
| 1998 | seupai | 02:18.0469 | 260 u/s | 1394 u/s |
| 1999 | Maxwhale | 02:18.0470 | 260 u/s | 1445 u/s |
| 2000 | tom :DD | 02:18.0781 | 283 u/s | 1436 u/s |
| 2001 | Bigsby45 | 02:18.2344 | 282 u/s | 1321 u/s |
| 2002 | kdswaggin14 | 02:18.3438 | 309 u/s | 1373 u/s |
| 2003 | lopez | 02:18.3594 | 249 u/s | 1363 u/s |
| 2004 | Fire | 02:18.7812 | 285 u/s | 1251 u/s |
| 2005 | Lex | 02:18.8750 | 319 u/s | 1390 u/s |
| 2006 | tubby | 02:19.0156 | 267 u/s | 1424 u/s |
| 2007 | TedWoods | 02:19.1406 | 271 u/s | 1428 u/s |
| 2008 | DrunknDonutz | 02:19.2969 | 278 u/s | 1385 u/s |
| 2009 | ☆Nobody☆ | 02:19.3594 | 299 u/s | 1438 u/s |
| 2010 | Euphoria | 02:19.6250 | 414 u/s | 1477 u/s |